Total Medals Earned: 474 (From 112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,930 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/250 points)
Completed level 1
Purchase a Health upgrade
Purchase a Strength upgrade
Purchase a Speed upgrade
Completed level 5
Fully upgrade the Strength stat
Complete level 10
Fully upgrade the Health stat
Fully upgrade the Speed stat
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/130 points)
Ace 5 chambers
Fire a clone ball to it's direct destruction
Ace 50% of the chambers
Die from every possible hazard
Let the Clonecrusher 3000 kill 10 of your clones
Have at least 2 clones watch you drown in lava
Show Van Leech redemption
Exact revenge on Van Leech
Defeat Van Leech's Clonecrusher 3000
Ace every chamber
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 9/14 (215/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Complete the first five levels
Complete the first 10 levels
Complete the first fifteen levels
Work with nothing
Complete the game.
